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Oh, god, oh god. MORE!

Wed May 28, 2008, 7:26 PM
I JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT.

I kid you not. It was huge. It was green and white.
OH, THAT'S IT, IT WAS LIGHT GREEN!
Thanks 1st grade.
Anyway, so I'm staring at the pile of fecal matter I start to get hungry.
So I get on my knees and begin to eat the feces.
Then my mom walks in and looks at me. My mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Hell Air.

Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had black people in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat smelled like grape soda,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Hell Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, suck ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne with shit as the Prince of Hell Air

  • Listening to: Shut me up by Mindless Self Indulgence
  • Reading: Quig's facial expressions
  • Watching: NOMNOM COCK
  • Playing: MY COCK
  • Eating: BAGEL
  • Drinking: TEA

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:iconomgloldongs:
You are my hero, thanks for handling this shit while I'm busy. : D
:iconmarlioeatsbabies:
NO U.
I LIKE BEING AN ASS, YOU ASS.

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YOU SUCK AT DRAWING
YOU SUCK AT SINGING
YOU SUCK AT FLASH
YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES
YOU SUCK AT ANIME
YOU SUCK AT MILKDUDS
YOU SUCK YOUR MOMMY
YOU SUCK AT LIVING
YOU BETTER NOT SUCK QUIG, HE'S MINE, BITCH.
:icontitanicfreak1912:
GO TO HELL!!!

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hate inuyasha shame on u
hate titanic shame on God


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Leggy leads my life!!! and Titanic!!! and ANIME!! AD RESIDENT EVIL!!!
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BillyxRebecca=softcore
LeonxAda=Hardcore
ChrisxJill= ANYWAY THEY LIKE!!
:icontitanicfreak1912:
I'M ALREADY ON MY WAY TO HELL!!!

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hate inuyasha shame on u
hate titanic shame on God


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Leggy leads my life!!! and Titanic!!! and ANIME!! AD RESIDENT EVIL!!!
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BillyxRebecca=softcore
LeonxAda=Hardcore
ChrisxJill= ANYWAY THEY LIKE!!
:iconmarlioeatsbabies:
NO U
Inuyasha is for gay furfags.

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YOU SUCK AT DRAWING
YOU SUCK AT SINGING
YOU SUCK AT FLASH
YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES
YOU SUCK AT ANIME
YOU SUCK AT MILKDUDS
YOU SUCK YOUR MOMMY
YOU SUCK AT LIVING
YOU BETTER NOT SUCK QUIG, HE'S MINE, BITCH.
:icongaaralovesme2:
go be an ass somewhere else!

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So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was MINE
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost...

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